Someone has swapped my baby!!
It's true! You can't tell by looking at her, because the baby I've got now looks just like my daughter. But there are a few things that made me realize that the trolls had been here and taken my baby and left a different one in her place.
My baby barely screamed. This one can scream loud!
My baby most of the time slept until eight in the morning. This one seems to think that waking up at half past five is a good idea.
My baby used to be light and easy to carry. This one is heavy!
My baby used to lye still and smile when changing her diapers. This one twists and turns so that it's impossible to get the diaper on properly.
My babies poop didn't really smell. This one's poop sure does smell.
Well, I think I will keep this child even though she has all these strange behaviors. Because even though she makes me freak more often than the one that the trolls took, she also makes me laugh much more.
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Låter mer och mer som moster tycker jag. Ja... förutom bajset då, för jag hävdar bestämt att mina korvar är luktfria.
Jösses, Gode Gud, låt inte min dotter bli som sin moster.
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